Damn The Bottom Right Photo!
Were you auditioning for Bay Watch?
Wow, look at those beautiful golden locks! You was a damned beautiful man! What on earth happened? Did someone bash your face with a baseball bat? Was you in a car accident that smashed your face in? Did terrorists declare a jihad on your face and fly an air plane into into it? Is Sarah Silverman actually a witch leaching off your life-force to stay beautiful?
Just kidding. Your still a beautiful man! It was a treat to see you preform in person! ~XOXO
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